This Day Neverr Happened

First day at work:

The horror started 'unknowingly' when I tried to check my mail first thing in the morning and this HUGE WARNING (the whole screen was red and the msg was in HUGE YELLOW BLOCKS) pops up warning me that I'm not allowed to use the browser for personal use (like checking mail) and that they recorded my IP adress. I asked my collegues and they laughed " Welcome to this 'country' corporate world".

Everything was fine until I started getting so many missed calls from a number I didn't know..up until MOM called me and screamed 'CHECK ON UR CAR'. Apparently, they were gonna tow it because I parked in the wrong parking space. Well how WAS I supposed to know!?!?

<< Morning recap>>

It was so crowded I couldn't find parking. So I chose to go into the parking area that is usually empty and HUGE except for a few cars. The spaces are reserved. While driving into the parking space, I couldn't get in because the gate wouldn't open but the car behind me had a remote to open it and opened it for me. I drove in and parked at an 'unreserved' place.

BITCH with an escalade calls the po-leeeece and starts creating drama. Stupid Punk. Luckily I got away with it because I had noo idea these EMPTY spaces were reserved for the managers only. I had to speak to the naqeeb, 3amaliyat and the police to stop them from towing my car. They were understanding that it was my FIRST DAY and knew the f'n bitch was an f'n PUNK. So they didn't give me a mu'7alafah because they were nice. The bitch cudve parked somewhere else for the day and couldve written me a note or something instead of creating this half hour drama in the goddamn heat. EFT.

I had to drive for a good 15 friggin minutes until I found a decent parking far away.(which means long walk in the death-dealing heat)

I was in a shitty trance by the end of it, so while I was goin back to the 5th, I kept repeating to myself that THIS NEVER HAPPENED. To make matters worse, when I got back to my pc, I forgot my password ( even after I changed it) so it locked my pc after I tried so many times to remember it. :s. I didn't really care until they told me that the MD HAD TO SIGN a password reset form SO they give me a new password. No biggie but What is he gona think?

While I was driving back home, I realized that I forgot to go to HR and finish up the HR formalities that I told them I'd come and fill out at 2. *Huge OWWW* I gave up.

What a DAY. This is sooooooooo not me. I'm an organized lunatic.