Oh-They're Ka-yuute!
You know what makes me feel so uncomfortable sometimes!?!? When people show me pictures of their children...or like when I ask ..'so how many kids do you have?' making some kind of conversation...they start showing me pictures..in my heart, I'm like OH-SHIT...I really don't wanna see them.
I have to pretend to say 'cute,,they're sweeet,,she looks like you,,,ahh who does she look like... but my expressions sound fake when I'm fakin it..especially so when the kid is not that cute, I trrrrry so hard to hide it with a 'sweeet'....or 'he looks like a naughty one'..
I start making up crazy sentences to hide what I actually think..
P.S. Im no fan of kidso's anyway!
OUT OF CONTEXT: the investment counselor at work overuses investment lingos to describe anything! Just now he used 'straight out of the horse's mouth'...He says other shit too all the time..and guess what happened right now, he passed my desk, stopped and gave me this look 'as in he wanted to tell me something'...Like he knew I was writing something about him!! HA HA FREAKY!
I have to pretend to say 'cute,,they're sweeet,,she looks like you,,,ahh who does she look like... but my expressions sound fake when I'm fakin it..especially so when the kid is not that cute, I trrrrry so hard to hide it with a 'sweeet'....or 'he looks like a naughty one'..
I start making up crazy sentences to hide what I actually think..
P.S. Im no fan of kidso's anyway!
OUT OF CONTEXT: the investment counselor at work overuses investment lingos to describe anything! Just now he used 'straight out of the horse's mouth'...He says other shit too all the time..and guess what happened right now, he passed my desk, stopped and gave me this look 'as in he wanted to tell me something'...Like he knew I was writing something about him!! HA HA FREAKY!
posted by sexygoba @ 11:14 AM
5 Comments:
At 2:21 PM ,
N.A. said...
HAHAHA. Don't make me laugh while I'm work. LOOL
So ya I have the same problem with kids' photos. I try hard not flinch if the baby's ugly.
7araaam no?
At 3:58 AM ,
Mia said...
lmao. I find all kids cute even the fugly ones there's always something about them. However I can not front if the kid is an ugly baby I have been known to walk away humming Stephen Lynch's "Damn that's an ugly baby" song (see my blog for the song).
Oh you know what I HATE with a passion? When my student advisor uses finger quote he's like Brittany Spears in that interview she did last spring. He never uses it right. I always wanna reach over and break his fingers. STOP THAT CRAP DUDE! is all that goes through my head. Oh yea and when he says "let's think out of the box." WTF? what box? what is this a hat factory? I've told him more than once.
Phewww thank you for letting me vent..lmao
At 12:31 PM ,
fire alarm said...
God I love it when dumb ppl at work start to act smart by using quotes. They always manage to screw it up. Sometimes when im feeling evil I actually sort of lead them to giving me one of their dumb quotes or lead them to say something stupid.
Just walked out of a meeting where one of my superiors was obviously daydreamer, and i said the stupidest thing ever.. then asked me if he agreed.. he said offcourse !! a5 the pleasure i get from things like this..
At 1:55 PM ,
sexygoba said...
N.A.: I thought you'll give it a couple of days until u start checking out other sites from your pc at the new job! HA HA HA! at least wait a week!!!
Mia: Tell me about it..Im laughing imajining your supervisor! LOL! You can vent all you want babe! only, if you 'think' out of the box!! ;P
TWIX: I feel so good right now pissing my manager off..because I WAS RRRRRRRR-IGHT and she was wrong!!! Serves her right for not trusting me in the first place! wooooo-hA!
At 8:16 PM ,
Reem said...
hey there... my God! i have the same problem.. i swallow like a thousand times, and i sweat like a pig when smone shows me their little brother or baby girl.. ahhh so cute and lovely.. oh crap!! in my head im saying: come on take it away now!! before i crack up.. hehehe nice topic, loved it :D
great job!
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