Hunny, I'm home!

I can't believe I neglected this place for almost two years...Well, I woke up today and thought, 'Hey, I feel like talkin to the world again'..Now here I am...

Alot has happened during these years..Alot that changed me as a person and my perspectives...Changes good for me...but not good for trying to relate to people I used to know...who cares though...Do I really want to? Are they really worth my time?

We unwrap giftbox ribbons everyday when we wake up...What is in for me today..Is it a good or a bad surprise?

A week ago, it was one of the worst surprises..a Major Shock about a friend I just got to know. I didn't think it would affect me this bad...All I can say though, is...I'm thankful for meeting him..

He was special and what amazed the both of us is how our personalities were EXACTLY similar..no, I'm not kidding...I saw me in Him..and I still do because it refreshes me...He makes me love myself....

Loving yourself is THE ingredient to get on and enjoy Life. and, when you meet someone who makes you feel that way without having to talk about it ......is rare.

I don't know if I will ever see him again, but our memories will always keep me smiling.

The art of Kissing ASS:

Wanna gain recognition and move up the ladder in your career? Is Kissing ass the only way?

In my previous job, the asskissers there nauseated me..and now in this one, a few are lightin up my fuse..

My associate is trying to prove something to a senior, lately he's really been suckin up to her..he got out of his way to do things & involved her unnecessarily..only to prove how far he'd go for work.

He believes that if we're not on her good side, then we won't get anywhere..(eventhough, she's made opprobrious remarks, like once called him a *beep*..& When she wants us to do something, she doesn't ask but DEMANDS.)

I agree we gotta be on her good side because she's our senior, but we disagree about:

1. He wants to give her what she wants; i.e. wag his tail

2. I ignore her and I don't give her what she wants. I'm not even willing to.

If she wasn't so stereotypical, judgemental, fishes for gossip, & detects for flaws in other people, I wouldn't squinch my face everytime I think of her and them amigos kissing her ass.

Space Man

I can't describe how overwhelmed I feel, when I see such pictures.

Fantastic. I run out of words when I want to express..

Space walk is another name for Extra-Vehicular Activity. A work done by an astronaut away from the earth and outside the aircraft.

The first EVA was carried out by Soviet cosmonaut Aleksei Leonov on March 18, 1965 from the Voskhod 2 spacecraft.

The first EVA that was a moonwalk rather than a spacewalk was made by American astronaut Neil Armstrong on July 20, 1969. He was joined by crewmate Buzz Aldrin, and their EVA lasted 2 hours and 32 minutes.

Thanks Wiki.

Now, That's wat I call accomplishment.

Seven things

I can’t stand this person:

Before I write down what I don’t like, I must say, the first thing is the WAY she says it & does her act. Her tone needs some polishing. Big TIME.

1. Objects to everything: We were organizing a goodbye lunch for a collegue, and we ordered a particular dish from a restaurant that’s good at making it. She objects and says, WHY HAVEN’T YOU GUYS ORDERED FROM THE OTHER RESTAURANT?’ Sugarhoney, you haven’t even tried the food at that restaurant, so shut up. This isn’t the first time, she ALWAYS does it. We know you’re spoilt at home, at home, you get it your way, but please, consider others when you’re not at la casa.

2. Personality disorder: Whatever she does, and I mean it, WHATEVER SHE HAS DONE SO FAR, was because somebody else has done it. I.E. ‘I want it, I will get it’. I have to suffer hearing this stupid phrase when someone talks about whatever they have that she doesn’t.

3. Benefits sucker: She takes advantage. I.e. ‘Why do I have to pay, when I’m supposed to get it for free, I’m local’ She uses the ‘I’m local’ excuse ALL the time. I mean get over it, those days are over.

4. Career-'wise': She wants to join another institution because ‘that’s the place to be’. You just joined this institution, so what are you smoking?

5. Restaurant manners: First of all, she will over-order, in addition, food pick. I.E. I chose a salad that I liked. She kept on goin on about how she didn’t want to eat it because she didn’t like it. Guess what. She started eating my salad that she didn’t like at one point.

6. Staring problem: I don’t know why she stares at me so much. Like, I don’t care if people stare at me, but there’s something about her stare that freaks me out. Something cold.

7. Confused vacationer: After I came back from my vacation, she immediately said that she wanted to go to the exact places that I went to. I thought ‘oh that’s nice, I’m a tourist guide/ marketer, in addition to a Q&A session about whatever the hell I did. I had no issues with it. However, after vacationing at another place and visiting an island for a day. She said ‘I HAVE TO GO THERE’, called up some other colleagues and told them ‘ listen when we visit that place, we have to go to the island’. That’s when I realized, she doesn’t know what she wants. Unfortunately, I realize too late.

Morning Glory

I went into the bathroom this morning..but while walking in, there was this other person using the MIDDLE STALL to do some major business. First of all, if you need to do it, Please use the last one ya?

I mean, I don't know WTF she ate, but she sure stank up the place. I couldn't breathe..While doin my business, I thought to myself 'I'll wait until she leaves, because I don't need to see this stink bomb'. I couldn't take it, I needed to set free, How much could I have breathed into my shirt, held my breath, cursed, & suffocated myself because of some chick who couldn't do it at home.

Anyway, I pushed the door open to rush out of the bathroom. I couldn't do it without washing my hands ofcourse and that's where I met her eye to eye. LIKE EW, I kept wondering who the F ..., she was one of the candidates..(Thank God we don't work in the same department) - Otherwise she'd be spraying out her sweet perfume before making the big one.

Waaaaa! She always wants to meet up with me for lunch or cafe. and now AFTER THIS...I bumped into her twice (same day), which is unusual cuz I rarely bump into her. And now, I feel so strange, cuz she knows that I know. That I know, she has some major gastro issues.

I mean it's not like there were more people in the bathroom, cuz when there's three, at least, you leave with a little bit of a suspicion, & then it's over.
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7minutes later, my collegue makes this comment with a disgusted look on her face.

'I can't believe how dirty some people are'. I said..'Right, U were at the bathroom, eh?' What sucks is that I know who did it.

If you were me, Would you feel weird?

If you really need to do it, at least consider others by flushing a million times, spraying the loo or anything..But please Louise, even if that's too much for you to do, leave your stall AFTER everybody else..

Snakes. SSSsssSSSSsss

Have you ever been bitten by a snake? Well,

A snake is someone:

Who pretends to be somebody He/she’s NOT when they’re with you, but He/she has a totally different wild side when you are not around.

She/ He filters information from you to ‘look’ clean and innocent.

She/ He pretends to be all goody goody so you don’t think less of them.

Send you ‘sweet’ messages when they feel bad for the wrong they did to you, while you’re unaware of watever's happened.

Revengeful.

Distance you from your friends or acquaintances or new people you meet.

Why do they pick you to act their act?

Because they know you are too innocent & Naïve to realize the real deal. Well folks, I found a reality check dictionary to ‘translate’ whatever these snakes say or do to me…So SNAKES, BITE ME ALL YOU WANT, cuz baby, I’m immune.

Snakes act like this because they think people judge them the way they judge people. That's why, it's hard for them to be themselves. They better realize, it ain judgement day, so no need for that mask. Otherwise, why pull an act to a poor soul who really doesn't give 2 shits.

Saturday Morning

This morning: I was eating my cereal in the kitchen while reading the newspaper.

I asked my sister how her trip was down south. She told me, explaining how nice some of her friends were. I said 'AHA, OKAY'. and then she said..Person X is so Nice, (he's younger than her) and I don't think he's gud for you because he's too NICE!

Excuse me!! WTF? Don't I deserve a nice person, I said. She said, no well, you're different. Nosy, you ask alot of questions, and that puts people off..& she went on.

EYES WIDE OPEN...lookin for that knife (just kidding)

What shall I say, If that's what my sister thinks then...LO & behold the others!

Nosy..is when you butt into people's personal lives and repeat it to others. NO. It is NOT me. When i say things, I make sure their already publicized.

I ask questions because I'm interested to know how people live their lives. I don't do it for nothing..I like to know...because:

You see, a couple of years ago, I was struck with devasting news about myself, & from then on, I changed..Until today, I never talk about it because I haven't felt all that comfortable around anyone to speak about it.

So, before judging people, ALWAYS and I mean it ALWAYS, think deeply because that person mustve been through something & never spoke about it. Especially as we grow older, shit happens to everyone..

Don't count all your shits, flush em, because everyday is a new beginning.

That sounds sick, it's true though, Just don't let your imagination take you to the gutter.